You know when you go to take a crap, and you sit on the toilet bowl and you think that you'll shit this one in a second and get on with what you were doing?
Well... this one was just the opposite. I thought it would never end. But it did. Sometime later. It was a bit soft, usual brown color and plenty to go around. If I wanted to paint walls with it. I had to flush three times.
Thursday, May 22th, 2008, 11:28 PM
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008, 11:24 AM
Wow, I went to take a crap actually one time before this one, and it was nothing special. Now however, I was amazed at the quantity of crap that came out, because I thought that was it for today. Could be because of that fruit yogurt and a sandwich.
And if you ever want to skin a kangaroo, it's always best to start with the tail.
The Return
After a bit long period of inactivity, I've decided to return to publishing my shitty reports to you, the public. This time, reports will not be on daily basis, because I want this blog to be about quality, not quantity. Therefore I will publish only when something spectacular comes out of my ass.
I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra!
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Now playing on Quintessential Player: Bathory / Valhalla
http://foxytunes.com/artist/bathory/track/valhalla
Thursday, December 6th, 2007, 08:24 AM
Wow, it really pays of to eat some vegetables at least once per week. I think Ted Patrick from Adobe can show a lot more in one picture than I can write.
Friday, November 30th, 2007 08:10
Wow, two small to medium sized floaters shaped like letter C. A bit small amount, but I feel continuation is imminent sometime later. Updates follow.
Thursday, November 29, 2007 09:20
Yet another gassy venture into the world of sewers with non-solid crap in the office toilet. Smelled awful, too bad I was alone in there when the incident occurred. I like to spice up my fellow colleagues mornings.
Monday, November 26, 2007 09:10 AM
Every time I don't take a crap for 2 days I get a blackout when I do. And then I start to think obscure things like, is Crysis really better than Far Cry. Of course they can't compete with Blood.
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