Thursday, May 22th, 2008, 11:28 PM

You know when you go to take a crap, and you sit on the toilet bowl and you think that you'll shit this one in a second and get on with what you were doing?

Well... this one was just the opposite. I thought it would never end. But it did. Sometime later. It was a bit soft, usual brown color and plenty to go around. If I wanted to paint walls with it. I had to flush three times.